a horse fell in love with a donkey, horse, said: I love you, ass said: I love you, Ma said: you kiss me, donkey said: No, my wife said, not horse donkey lips mouth! -
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night, drunk banged lampposts, passers-by: whatcha what? Alcoholic: knock on the door, can his wife not to open, passers-by: you slowly knock it, your wife must be at home, you also see the lights above it! -
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Prince by magic, a year can only say one word, he saved enough to speak for five years can speak five words when it came in front of the Princess said, fainted. Princess said,
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phone and phone marriage, a child called PHS, is ugly, and poor signal, in order to understand, to mobile phones and PHS phones made with DNA testing, the results surprised: Boy! its father is the original radio! ! -
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remember in kindergarten when you do? teacher for the children, said: anyone who pee in bed the first time a fine triple, the second penalty five yuan, a fine third ten dollars when I saw you cried: teacher, how much monthly? -
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Dear user: your cell phone from this month has been a withdrawal feature, set the phone to flatten into the ATM withdrawals! If unsuccessful, please contact the Information Center, the Center website: Sanda does not slip throat who does not say anything you point by point Tim -
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an elderly Diuju, when he put a new car when he was downstairs on the three locks and clip a piece of paper: Ah you stole! Car did not lose the next day, and more than two locks and a piece of paper: Ah you ride -
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0 8 seeing that; sample, fat on the fat chanting, also said tie belt .7 2; kneeling on it, not in 20 years to marry you kneel .6 to 9 that is also cool to play on the cool chanting inverted .8 see 3 ran crying Road; brother who cut the -
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in the history of the most hilarious names: Lai on gold (or a man), Liu production, Ji from the good, Li Changfu, Fan Jian, Xia Jianren, Fan system, Zhu Yiqun, Qin Shousheng (I do not know his parents how to think), Pangguang large, Du Tang. -
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Pig to Korea for beauty, became the guy, then to the nightclub to find beauty. Afterwards beauty Pig asked: I used to know how ugly? My Pig! Beauty shocked: Two brothers, I'm old sand asics shoes sale! -
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this morning, a mouse strayed into the shop to be a cat chasing the mouse found no way of escape, they picked up a rose ready to resist, the cat can see immediately lowered his head ashamed to say: devil paul smith kids, too sudden! -
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constipation and public toilets are a male, to find that one person flying into the room, instantly wind and rain splinters, they praise to: pants do!
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you travel to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan Province, on the way met a group of wild boar of the siege, visitors were out of food, money, wild boar unmoved, the only card you took out. group of pigs Guier crying and said: Boss, we can find you! -
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farmer knows the weight of excrement foreigners see and asked: Grandpa, how much a pound this sauce? farmer, without a word, foreigners hand dip the point into his mouth, thinking: you do not tell me how much a pound, I do not tell you when your sauce is smelly -
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turtles drinker high, but today was drunk, sober friend asked: You can ye drunk? turtles sigh: Oh! non-octopus and man Finger Guessing Game last night, the dog days of so many hands, it all see paul smith photography, however, the lost tragic! -
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